Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
