Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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