And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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