why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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