Dual....:-)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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