I can tuck mytits in my pants
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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