I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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