Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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