White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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