And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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