Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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