i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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