16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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