Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
