i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My bed smells like the plague
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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