bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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