Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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