she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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