I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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