i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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