party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Come on in and take your pants off
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