At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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