apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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