I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i think i have two assholes
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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