i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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