i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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