you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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