So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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