We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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