how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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