Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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