do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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