Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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