If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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