I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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