Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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