Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
