its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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