Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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