dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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