hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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