I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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