it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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