We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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