it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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