what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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