windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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