I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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