I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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