just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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